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My Girlfriend Is Also Witty

Unidentified Interlocutor: Weird how your hair keeps getting shorter over time, Brown, instead of longer. Usually the other way around for most.
My girlfriend: Yea, well, it'll be getting longer now.
Unidentified Interlocutor: Oh?
My girlfriend: Yea, if I move south of the equator.
5 April 2007

Mar 10th

My car’s a ‘GT’ edition with a 4-cylinder engine. Now I’m no mechanic, but...

Mar 9th

“Hi Colin, You have applied, and you are on the December...”
— Deep sighs.

Mar 9th

My Girlfriend's Super Crafty

grown-uplessons: Ever since I rescued it from a yard sale last September, I’ve had what...

Mar 4th

Dad Goes To Washington

This morning, my dad got up around 4:45 to catch a flight from the Akron-Canton Airport. He was on...

Mar 3rd

furlough (n)

Mar 1st