January 2010
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Really, dude?
Other Musician: Haha, we are too loud for that place. Weve turned them down a couple times. Should be cool for you guys, though.
Me: Volume = talent :)
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The Best Day
Can you remember the best day of your life to date? God, there are so many answers to that, right? And there have to be if you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
I only have one honest answer to that question, and it’s likely to hurt some feelings. It’ll probably be supplanted someday by a wedding, and then maybe a birth or two. But I’ve been thinking about it a...
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Keep 'Em Comin'
MalibuSunrise1 has made a comment on Jim Bob Duggar - The Lost Episodes:
you are - how old are you, 22? - and you are making fun of a couple who have lost a baby before, because you have got so much time on your hands and your sorry excuse for a life sucks so much donkeyballs that you have nothing else to do to make yourself feel better about your pityful existence than making fun of...
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Basically Just a Long Tweet
Something has happened to blogging when you update yours just because the message you want to deliver won’t fit into a tweet. Mine’s a mixed bag:
EB and I had a lot of fun making our two favorite kinds of pizza from scratch last night: Hawai’ian and BBQ. Incidentally they were also delicious. I wish I had photos to post like usual, but taking pictures of the cooking process...
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400th post (already?)
I just ran a quick load of laundry through our new washer and drier, and boy! Mom and Dad and the salesguy weren’t kidding — those things are efficient! My clothes came out of the drier bone dry, but not hot. Insanity.
I forgot the third thing.
I saw a Geek Squad van being pulled backward by a tow truck the other day. Made me wonder who they call in a pinch.
My...
Boss: I'm going to open up a dangerous line of conversation.
Boss: I'm thinking of getting a smartphone.
Boss: Is the iPhone worth the early cancellation fee and switching networks and all that?
Me: (After about 15 seconds of head shaking) If I shake my head any harder, I'll hurt myself.
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It's All About Makin' That GTA
I’m at A WOK in the window seat. A guy pulls up in front of the place in a minivan and leaves it running with the driver’s door open when he comes in. I stare down the opportunity while he walks past me.
“I forgot to pay!” he says at the counter. “Never got a bill.”
Some people are too honest for their own good.
A Google Voice Voicemail Transcript
Hi, I, its 9:10. You sorry if i lose Nebraska earlier, but we were like, just being cheated and we can waiting like 40 minutes for a table that we had reserved Hi, I just wanna figure this out because hey, Idon’t.
I don’t really have like a good way, said cal time like I don’t know what you are planning for me to do...
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New Years Day 2009: Best Anniversary Evarrr
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