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coke-offerage 101

• BoneThug69420: how was the show in columbus?
• me: weird
• we parked in front of this house where two guys were hanging out on the porch
• fratish, but not a frat
• 10: 50 PM
• one had clearly been drunk and stoned for hours
• told us all about the huge house parties they have had and would have that night
• and how he'd bring a big crowd of people if we could get him and one or two others in free
• we had little lose by adding people to our guest list so we put him on
• shockingly a no-show
• 10: 52 PM
• He was fucked up, shirtless, freckly, inked and had his front door open to a den stocked with every illicit chemical a heart could desire.
• When we finished, we walked out of the bar and saw red-and-blues lighting up the street.
• And their dogs
• 10: 53 PM
• we went to grab a bite to eat and came back to van afterward. A few of this guy's friends were on his porch being quiet and sullen. He was notably absent.
• I asked what happened and they said he was arrested.
• "What for?"
• "Felony possession."
• This guy had somehow lured Gerard into the house and offered him coke.
• 10: 54 PM
• This angered me when Gerard told me later, as I had only been offered marijuana.
• BoneThug69420: ha, well clearly he thought gerard could handle the hard stuff better than you could
• let's face it dude, with your hair and the headband and all that, i'd take you for a marijuana man too
• 10: 55 PM
• however
• i would never offer someone gerard's size cocaine
• for fear of him going batshit crazy and breaking every bone in my body
• me: I wasn't wearing the headband! I had a real small t-shirt on. I looked like a coke freak or a junkie even.
• BoneThug69420: that's just coke-offerage 101
• me: clearly
• Is that a gen ed at Harvard?
• 10: 56 PM
• BoneThug69420: it is, but i tested out of it.
• me: Merited.