var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2968393-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}colinmorris.netTumblr (3.0; @colinmorris)http://www.colinmorris.net/My Girlfriend Is Also WittyUnidentified Interlocutor: Weird how your hair keeps getting shorter over time, Brown, instead of...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/438106010http://www.colinmorris.net/post/438106010Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:53:29 -0500journalMy car’s a ‘GT’ edition with a 4-cylinder engine. Now I’m no mechanic, but...My car’s a ‘GT’ edition with a 4-cylinder engine. Now I’m no mechanic, but...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/437451705http://www.colinmorris.net/post/437451705Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:19:06 -0500"Hi Colin, You have applied, and you are on the December 2010 graduation list."“Hi Colin, You have applied, and you are on the December 2010 graduation list.” - Deep...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/436889582http://www.colinmorris.net/post/436889582Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:27:24 -0500autobiographicalMy Girlfriend's Super Craftygrown-uplessons: Ever since I rescued it from a yard sale last September, I’ve had what I’ve...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/425579080http://www.colinmorris.net/post/425579080Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:38:41 -0500photosDad Goes To WashingtonThis morning, my dad got up around 4:45 to catch a flight from the Akron-Canton Airport. He was on...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/424148195http://www.colinmorris.net/post/424148195Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:37:44 -0500politicsfurlough (n)furlough (n): I was sent home from work early today and told to stay home for the rest of the week....http://www.colinmorris.net/post/420714947http://www.colinmorris.net/post/420714947Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:32:00 -0500autobiographical25 days out of the month, this is my girlfriend. And...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydpufavxL1qzsvano1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>25 days out of the month, this is my girlfriend.</p> <p>And February’s short.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/410419781http://www.colinmorris.net/post/410419781Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:01:27 -0500photosToday, I watched a friend stand on felony charges worked for 4.5 hours went head to head with a top-ranking...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/406143787http://www.colinmorris.net/post/406143787Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:55:57 -0500autobiographicalIt's Sunday Night in February. I'm Nostalgic.I’m aware this is Monday and that it is no longer Sunday Night. My blog is magic. I went to...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/405147233http://www.colinmorris.net/post/405147233Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500autobiographical Schismenos: Early NotesRead this before it’s stuffed into the paywalled archives. In the mean time, I’ll try to...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/403952755http://www.colinmorris.net/post/403952755Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:29:01 -0500videoakroncity lifeAkron METRO Depot So Groovy, Kent To Follow SuitPeep this. Portage County, home to Kent, Ohio and its namesake state university, will receive $20...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/396559966http://www.colinmorris.net/post/396559966Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:17:02 -0500transportationo rly.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxtf5bHQpl1qzsvano1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/385798389/c-annie-marie-musselman-snowy-owl-2007-this">o rly</a>.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/388390964http://www.colinmorris.net/post/388390964Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:58:00 -0500rly?Re: John Mayer's Playboy Interview -- Woah. Everybody Calm Down.I honestly -honestly- do not understand the excitement over @johncmayer’s bad race joke in a...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/384089701http://www.colinmorris.net/post/384089701Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:42:00 -0500commentI've got it.All I want is every good thing to last forever (e.g. my car) a job where I can enter data and...http://www.colinmorris.net/post/382133314http://www.colinmorris.net/post/382133314Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:06:24 -0500Audio<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.colinmorris.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/378115025/tumblr_kxj0ml3CPC1qzsvan&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/378115025http://www.colinmorris.net/post/378115025Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:08:45 -0500Feast your eyes.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxejcsQsw61qzsvano1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Feast your eyes.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/373461054http://www.colinmorris.net/post/373461054Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:05:16 -0500photosAdam and I were playing with toys at work Wednesday, 3 February...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxbmx88UhI1qzsvano1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxbmx88UhI1qzsvano2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Adam and I were playing with toys at work Wednesday, 3 February 2010.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/370608059http://www.colinmorris.net/post/370608059Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:29:32 -0500photosAkron recognizes Rosa Parks by naming a service road to a bus...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx73l6HsWs1qzsvano1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><i>Akron recognizes Rosa Parks by naming a service road to a bus station after her. “Oh, you’re too kind — I LOVE buses!”</i></p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/366255589http://www.colinmorris.net/post/366255589Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:41:30 -0500rly?akroncomicSony MiniDisc Walkman.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xbq8clGpDMs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xbq8clGpDMs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sony MiniDisc Walkman.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/363615592http://www.colinmorris.net/post/363615592Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:34:17 -0500videoI’ve never thought about going behind this desk. Until...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx1lyeyuTc1qzsvano1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve never thought about going behind this desk. Until now, of course.</p> <p>Franklin Hall, Kent State University, Kent, Ohio, USA. Taken Thursday, 28 January 2010.</p>http://www.colinmorris.net/post/361572275http://www.colinmorris.net/post/361572275Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500photosKent State Universityrly?