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At 12:53 PM, Jeff writes: “Was said bacon organic?”

Thank you, chintzy camera FX, for making today feel warm and sunny.

My fiancée looking gorgeous on her first day of her new job. Behind her, washed out due to my tiny lens, is the greatest city in the world.

Depending on how I sleep, this is the first thing I see when I open my eyes in the morning.

I realized last night I’ve waited half my life for the one I have now, an it’s just as awesome as I’d hoped.

Now I just need to find a day job.

“This is a poo shoppe!” (Those are flies.)

This was prominently displayed in the front of the produce section in a major Midwest grocery store this summer. It reminded me of that Eddie Izzard routine about the strategic placement of fresh and poo products in groceries.

This is my friend, Ray Charles. He lives in my neighborhood and, for obvious reasons, rarely realizes I’m watching.

My new bookmark is the results page for the search term “Chicago” in Reddit’s “City Porn” subreddit.

Check it.

Now you know all my secrets.

Yes, please.